Off To See The Wizard
U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and they are whirled off to OZ.
make it to the
and came before the Great Wizard.
"What brings you before the
great wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward
"I've come for some courage."
"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"
"Well........., I.......I think I need a heart."
"Done," says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George Bush sadly and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem !" says the Wizard.
"Consider it done."
There is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there,
looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"What do you want?"